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Good on you grandpa. Brazilian Saves Grandson From Anaconda http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=60097&rubrik1=Regional&rubrik2=South%20America&rubrik3=Brazil&sort=1&sparte=4 http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/09/ap/strange/mainD8N5V6K00.shtml 66-year-old Brazilian saved his grandson...

All this sentiment is making me sick. I'll go stick my artifical heart in now so I can get a feeling for what's been said.

Michael Phelps really the "greatest"? Michael Phelps would have kids, but his sperm swim so fast they'd turn a pussy into a circus cannon. There is no 'ctrl' button on Michael Phelp's computer. Phelps is always in control. well, i'm done stealing Michael Phelps jokes

You mean the engineer that looks at details? Would I guess correctly that you have never been in the military and have never had anyone fire a weapon at you? Would I be correct that getting blinded by tear gas is not a common reaction? Have you ever been exposed to it? I have on many...

Mercedes Benz dealerships, bloody useless and arrogant.

ok ok ok.......i've got a new situation, me and this girl are talking now, and we've got a special relationship going on, we talk on the phone, send txt msgs, all that stuff....a couple days ago, i gave here a ride home, and we kissed (ill leave the rest to your imagination )...well anyways, we...

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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/coitus Here's a better definition of sex for femalerooster.

US Army? Hoo-ah! Thanks for serving! What MOS are you finishing up? (I was a P97E1L - Airborne Linguist-Interrogator) Good luck on the next test!

we call them celebrity shots for a reason. we want THEM to shoot, not the other way around. How often do you see a celebrity saying "danm i want to bag those grocery's i wish they'd let me". get my drift.

But I smoked a shitload yesterday, lol. Again, to all of you telling me STOP DOING DRUGS ZOMG THEYRE BAD AND ITS THE ONLY WAI TO PASS LOL, shut the fuck up. The test is tommorow, I don't think it would have much effect If I decided to stop smoking now.

Fuck... thats some hardcore pop, Locking.

$5.00 cash in hand :nododgy:

:facepalm:?

Maybe you guys define consciption differently than we do here? I KNOW our boys enlisted my good man. I know it because I have family that served and no way dragged them off kicking and screaming like they did in vietnam.

Same video as before, but check at 1 minute 20 seconds, there is the video of that happening.

Shut the FUCK up

That song's a classic. And amazing performed live I might add.