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Best place to take a nap? Since I'm the office medic, the first aid room ranks top of my list of places to kip. Blankets, pillows, and total darkness since there's no windows. Oh yes..

You know how people argue just so they can make up? Call me pessimistic, but I dont think thats whats going on in the middle east.

They just made a rag top version of it, which i was reading the review of yesterday in Top Gear magazine. If money was no option i would have an aston, its got the power the looks and its English!!!

last one for now

I walk 5 miles to work, do an 8 hour shift and walk 5 miles home.

At least you're honest.

I'd ravage it.

Ooh, good point, Frodo. A lot of people just want their 15 minutes.

Marley thats what i wanted to name my macaw but i didnt

He's winning her round, just waiting for the death match between him and Aikiwolfie

Which would you want to be kept online?

Imo, blondes bone better and are generally hotter, but brunettes make better girlfriends.

I go away from map for a day and miss all the fun So do you truly beleive in the stuff you post about for the most part or is it just to see how people counter argue?

If corn oil comes from corn...where does baby oil come from?

Best to pitch it just right- how the hell you do that though is anybody's guess...

'cept maybe emo grass, really want this stuff - cuts itself

When I was about 10, this guy dropped his wallet when he got off the bus. When we realized we scooped it up, got off at the next stop and.... ran to nearby field to share it out. I only took a £20 note but declined any of the credit cards, which my friends shared out, presumably to flick each...

High yellow is not golden yellow. Hi yaller is a term that refers to people who have some African blood - a little lighter than Morgan Freeman. A majority of them have freckles. I can't think of a male celebrity that I would consider bright-skinned high yellow; it has nothing to do with the...

Tell them "hush children. You are lucky to have a job." Then change the subject.

I am an adult living in a mid-sized city in the deep south. I see very few interracial marriages - certainly not enough for me to have determined the average weight of most white wives in a mixed marriage. Most of the black men with white wives I see are on the cover of People magazine, and...