"Cool" things you did in Middle School
At lunch we hit the sides of empty juice boxes with our fists and shot the straws inside at people. I once did it with a full one and it sent fruit punch all over a teacher.
Also I used to run up to people and rub either wet cloths or old brownies into...
Now who says short people can't be powerful?
Dmitry Medvedev
The President of Russia. Standing at around 5'2"-5'4". Bear in mind that Russia is a huge country and if Medvedev can be that powerful with his height, anyone is capable of doing anything.
Now we got another one, maybe we all are...
i can't think of anyone who is. one person comes to mind, this gothic crazy witch chick from high school who dragged her bag around like that and muttered curses under her breath.. but i'm nowhere near that cool.
try getting new friends before saying this. either you could associate with the new ones more and drift away naturally, or you have the backup friends if he takes it the wrong way.
win-win.
hang on, it might take me a little while to get hard because I just got laid by some chick.
sorry i heard it today and it made me laugh. :]
do ya'll have any funny ones?
I meant do you guys have any other funny jokes, such as blonde jokes, or just jokes.