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It wasn't burglary, he fell in the chimney hiding from people he owed money to, honest! http://www.fleetwoodtoday.co.uk/latest-north-west-news/Chimney-rescue-man-denies-burglary.4624299.jp Guess he must of ate all the pies

Please nudge your work mates every few days !!!! Smurf

10C (50F) And heavy downpour all week. Yay for being on the Northern BC Coast.

Somebody get me a gun

It works, and it's great fun, take it from me. Who needs valium when you've got Lily. *gives thumbs up sign*

i think that bird has a crush on you...why else would it be scratching on your window and whistling a mating call....awww...what cute babies

It was barely a joke, he ended up cheating in a track meet o_O

here you go infrazael, everything you need to know to be an effective evil overlord www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html All I ask in return for my sage advice is a trusted (and well paying) position at your side once you have conquered the globe and all it's inhabitants.

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*shudders at all this talk of babies and thinks longingly about getting sterilized*

I didn't understand a word he said becides Mother FUcker.

this explains a lot

Love that ad. Saw it for the first time last night. That is one rocking ape...

I wasn't last night. I am now. I just had the best Valentine EVER off a girl :cool:

I see two big problems to restructuring Afghanistan. Number one the Taliban and other extremist groups simply set up base in Pakistan then trundle over the border wreak havoc then go back again, or they co-ordinate operations from Pakistan. Number two is the corruption that had become in...

Okay, I am in a need for a laugh today. Telemarketers call my house all of the time. I wanna see who can come up with the best way to get ride of telephone telemarketers.

i get them all of the time! :D

Two of each gender unclean animals Seven of each clean animal

um, like make some up? Embracing Reality Revenge's Consequences Contemplating Suicide Effects of Pain Love's pulling me off of the edge Dreading Tomorrow