A couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they returned, the
woman called her mother immediately.
Her mom asked "how was the honey moon? Oh she said it was wonderful! The
she started crying.
Her mom asked what the problem was. But mom as soon as we returned, Sam
started using...
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his
mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne,
was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
only made her more...
ACCOUNTING:
> > An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
> > hell have you been?"
> > He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> > "A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> > "I got a hundred dollar bill on my peni$," ! he said proudly. "What
> >...
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll...