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    Survey ~ Would you mind?

    Heck,I'll do them all and make Popcorn too.
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    POLL: When is the last time you played suck and blow?

    Last time I played naked Twister.
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    Whose a better couch jumper....you or Tom Cruise?

    One dose of Preparation H from a cold tube,and nobody out jumps me,including Tom Ooze,I MEAN Cruz.
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    Have no sense of humor or never get to see Michael Jackson in concert ?

    I'd go see him.I just won't bring a 10 year old or Jesus juice.
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    Do any of you know any good Japanese war movies?

    None but the Brave. Hell in the Pacific
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    Have you ever wanted to tear at your eyes and scream?

    I raised 4 dudie geiser kids. It's a wonder i didn't scratch out all three of my eyes.
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    Do you know anyone who acts like it's the end of the world when the internet

    Yeah. The wife. How else can she talk to her boyfriends while i'm at work?
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    Anybody else have the Holiday Belly bulge?

    I lost 5 pounds. The family hates me. I love my high metabolism.
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    What would you do if you found out that in the near future, you will be

    Only one of my female contacts. None of that proposition 8 stuff for me. But i'm old enough to be their grandpa, so i hope i don't scare all them off now.
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    How do you respond to someone that sends you ranting hate mail?

    I've received many. My standard response is "bite me", then i block them.
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    Here's a heartwarming story?

    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one...
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