Well, it's not a table top, but is this what you're looking for?
http://www.celestiallighting.com/main_gallery/task_lighting/g2_BOL1000MB_vanmirror.php
Contrary to popular belief, a vacuum just won't do the trick. It will push those needles down deeper into the carpet.
Instead, take a piece of duct tape (which has the strongest glue), wrap it inside out around your hand. Use the sticky side to pick up the needles. When the tape is full, turn...
Buy yourself a mirror and install it with silicone directly on the wall. Your local mirror or glass store will be able to help. Build the lights around it yourself, using this below as inspiration:
http://www.celestiallighting.com/images/all_galleries/g2_BOL1000MB_vanity_mirror.jpg
Sorry... I...