that reminded me of speaking to a puppy:
"Who's a proud Christian? Who's a proud Christian?, yes you are, yes you are, You're a very proud Christian and you're going to get a biscuit"
...predict the coming of the Spaniards? I mean that's a pretty big one to miss, that conquistadors are going to arrive and destroy what's left of your empire. but make some ambiguous reference to the end of the world and suddenly every alien-fearing american is wetting their panties and taking...