Get a better job - or a better story. I understand trolling doesn't pay well - but at least you should try to be the best you can at your "chosen profession".
I am a woman and I refused to have kids with my first husband who would have left me shouldering the entire task of childraising. He was a totally upstanding workaholic who would have never really known his kids. Not too different, just more morally acceptable.
So onto your point. I don't...