bert

My name is Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. I scored 123 goals while playing for Ipswich Town in 1985 and Alan Shearer still thinks he's better than me just because he can pretend he knows how to read. Alan Shearer is a numpty. So this Leonard Messi scores a few goals and all of the...

New rule! Any commercials involving a baseball Hall of Famers must also include a lodge full of guitar-thrumming and jug-puffing anthropomorphic wildlife. Doubt that directive? Witness the tune-tapping acid trip (and generally awesome mayhem) that ensues when the Minnesota State Lottery sticks...

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Bert is a DAB hand at these things *snigger* Bert is excited now..and doesn't need to extend his aerial *Purr*…hello..Trip

Bert's ladies complain about the rash the current style brings. Something queef proof too would be good. Bert thanks you. Mullet? Bert doesn't like fish much..but Bert thanks you

Do you think they could be related? a) Eyebrows b) Speak in the third person c) Fun and a little saucy

...place, and wait for a txt? Bert can't help it..he likes the good vibrations he gets from his friends.