This is the first U.S. Open at the D.C.-area Congressional since 1997, and Washington Post editor Lindsay Applebaum was doing a little digging into the event's history when she came across this slightly ironic ad:
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Hmmm. Well, I guess he still wouldn't lay up on a par 5. Other than...
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.
He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says.
"That's cool" says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks...
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The...
i explained to the doctor, "whenever i havest our cornfields, i get a really bad headache."
"it's a migraine," he exclaimed
"No, it's not, it's mine - and why have you started speaking italian?" LOL
A third grade teacher is having a discussion with her class about the professions of their parents. "Suzy, what does your father do?" "My father is a firefighter", replied little Suzy. "Betsy, what does your father do?" "My daddy is a doctor", she said. "Johnny, what does your father do?"...
A boy named Kay had started school in the fall with a new teacher for the year. On the first day of his class his teacher addressed the class telling them "I am going to ask a question every Monday morning. The first person to answer the question correctly will get the week off".
Eagerly, Kay...