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    NHL Three Stars: Nash?s pair sinks Flyers; Caps, Kings complete comebacks

    No. 1 Star: Rick Nash, New York Rangers Deadlocked at 2-2 in the third period, Nash stepped up and delivered for the Rangers scoring twice in nine minutes to help beat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-2. The goals were Nash's sixth and seventh of the season, boosting the Rangers to a three-game...
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    Comebacks to sexist jokes from guys?

    I'm a 15 year old girl and guys always say "go make me a sandwich", "get back to the kitchen", and so much other crap. What's a good comeback? Just so I'm clear, they wouldn't exist if it weren't for women, so they are in NO way better than women and will NEVER be. They know that and that's why...
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    Funny Comebacks to jokes about 'you cook bad'?

    okay I'm writing a story and I want the main character to be cooking and her friend comes in and says 'Why are you cooking? You're a bad cook' as a joke and im trying to think of a funny comeback to say but I can't think of anything, help?
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    comebacks for blonde jokes?

    i'm blonde & i'm ALWAYS getting picked on about it and being called stupidd. this guy in my chemistry class is always picking on me and telling me i'm not smart and easyy just cuz i'm blondee. so, help with some comebacks? because i lack originality and cant think of any by myself (:
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    comebacks for blonde jokes?

    i'm blonde & i'm ALWAYS getting picked on about it and being called stupidd. this guy in my chemistry class is always picking on me and telling me i'm not smart and easyy just cuz i'm blondee. so, help with some comebacks? because i lack originality and cant think of any by myself (:
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    Comebacks to white jokes?

    ok so i am white and my husbands family who is mexican always says its cause im white. what is some comebacks to that? i wanna earn respect but not be rude.. they are all leagal and speak english i dunno ahhh
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    okay, help with come-backs?

    I can't think of anything better that means: 'put a sock in it' how about: 'put a cork in it like wine-bottle.' or 'put cork in it like a good roast-pig'...Help! any better suggestions...?
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    Funny comebacks for being called white?

    Im the least tanned kid out of all my friends, so they joke around about me being white a lot, Im also trying to get back up in "social status" since I had about a year and a half where I drifted away from friends and am just starting to get closer again. This is the most used joke with me, so I...
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    comebacks for a "cocky" guy lol?

    ok so this guy im tlking to was all "lick my lollipop" (he wasnt serious) nd i was all "how bout u go get one first" nd then he was all "lol i juss bought one yesterday" wats a comeback to say next? i was thinking somethin like "from who ur bf?" (he aint rly gay but im messing wit him lol) any...
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    My New DVD...Don't Give Up :The Greatest John Cena's Comebacks?

    WWE has decided to go on with another DVD project for me THE CHAMP http://www.sescoops.com/wrestling-news/wwe-news/match-added-to-fatal-4-way-bret-hart-praises-vickie-guerrero/ The Disk set will be in full orange color and will show how I much handle all the beating I got from different...
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    i need funny comebacks?

    i need a comeback to when a teachers says "whats your name" and i also just need any other comebacks too.
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    stupid insults, comebacks . lol ?

    I have a thing for stupid comebacks. As in, stooge, buttface, stuff like that. You know, things 1st graders and stuff say. I used to call people pickles. Now, I call some poopoostabber. XD LOL. GOODONE! HIGHFIVE? YEAH. NO. mkays, so have any. I love calling people things like that. YOUR A...
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    Good comebacks to when people insult me cause i'm a lesbian?

    I'm 16, 5'1, white and a lesbian....i'm boyish also I guess you could say "butch", but I don't have a mullet haha. Anyway this guy who always makes fun of me because i'm gay and boyish is 16 also, probly around 5'4, and white...and he acts black ALOT. Any good comebacks to say to him when he...
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    Good comebacks to when people insult me cause i'm a lesbian?

    I'm 16, 5'1, white and a lesbian....i'm boyish also I guess you could say "butch", but I don't have a mullet haha. Anyway this guy who always makes fun of me because i'm gay and boyish is 16 also, probly around 5'4, and white...and he acts black ALOT. Any good comebacks to say to him when he...
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    what are some really good comebacks?

    i need a good comeback
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    any funny ideas for comebacks?

    I work as security for a chic nightclub and I get all these cocky rich people going "do you know who I am?" "let me in" open the gate mofo! and I cant really insult them or hurt them.. so Im trying to find a nice passive-aggressive way to piss them off and not get in trouble.. any ideas?
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    good comebacks to fat jokes?

    well im not really a "fat" person but i do have a bit of fat on me occasionally i get a fat joke or come back whats a good counter to it
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    Good comebacks for annoying school gossip?

    dont u just hate school gossip? I go to a school practically swarming with bitchy two-faced gossipers (u know the sort) and one of my friends is lesbian. she told one girl who she thought she could trust, and this so-called 'friend' went and told everyone she saw. It spread like wildfire and...
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