excuses

It's almost like an addiction. I've been trying to stop but now I'm cutting on the outside of my arm so hopefully I get embarrassed enough to stop. I've been using the excuse of falling in a thorn bush but I can't use that excuse forever. I don't want help. I don't want you to tell me to see...

I emptied out a cigirello into the toilet so I could put weed into it. My dad came in the bathroom & saw the tobacco and smelled the weed. I did not smoke the weed the scent was just strong. What excuse can I make up for when he tells my mom? He's already searched all my things and didn't find...

I love biking to work...once I actually get on a bike. Until then, I'm a master of excuses–weather, time, wardrobe, stress, you name it; I'll make it a reason to take the subway into work instead of gearing up for a ride. But Emily Finch, a Portland mom who bikes around town with six...

Like when one says "I'm waiting for marriage", or "I don't want sex anyway", or from a recent question, "vags are gross to look at". When we all know the only reason a man is a virgin is because no one wants him. It isn't his choice.

I met a guy at a bar, and we exchanged numbers. He texted me that night to say he hoped we would see eachother soon. We were texting a few days later and he told me to let him know what day would be good for me for us to meet up. We planned on that friday, but on Thursday he cancelled because of...

and a Jew? http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/JewishNews/Article.aspx?id=191782 Yosef: Gentiles exist only to serve Jews By JONAH MANDEL 10/18/2010 05:13 According to Rabbi, the lives of non-Jews in Israel are safeguarded by divinity, to prevent losses to Jews. Talkbacks (97) The sole purpose...

i want some funny ones, and some serious ones. thanks in advance :)

As a Christian I found it appalling how many professing Christian I have encountered that just excused their sinful behavior or attitude because they believe that "Christ died for them." Not that these people were notorious sinners (e.g., murderers, drug dealers, adulterers, etc.) but their...

This oil catastrophe off the coast of Louisiana is seriously bad news, something they'll be forced to deal with for years. Who is to blame?! We need some scapegoats, and fast! More » Gulf Coast of the United States - Louisiana - United States - Mississippi - Gulf Coast

paranormal powers? don't try one of the many skeptic organization challenges which offer a cash prize? For example - Because I don't need a million dollars.

US broadband is slower than many other countries, and our broadband providers want it to stay that way. They're pushing for low standards in the FCC's definition of "broadband" that'll be used when handing out stimulus funds. Comcast, for example, argued for the definition of "basic" broadband...

I heard a few like Ashley Tisdale and Ashley Simpson say that they couldn't breathe so they had to get nose jobs. HAHAHAHAHAHA some people actually believe that. I don't think it's wrong to undergo surgery to feel better about yourself, but why the need to cover up with lame excuses.

...Christianity (or organized religion)? where's your proof? were you there? etc...

This is probably pretty common. We're both 14, I have him in a couple of my classes at the end of the day. I'm pretty sure he likes me 'cus he's always fliritin' 'n such. He used to sit next to me in one class but our seats got switched and now I sit next to some creep =/. I wanna keep talkin'...

'god' let's children die from hunger? I really don't understand how they can be content with lame excuses like. it's gods will god has a plan the lord works in mysterious ways it's not god fault it's mans fault Christians feed more people in this world than any other group God gave humans...

PEASE I REALLY NEED HELP im throwing a party and i just realized that my dads gf is gonna be in the house so i need to like figure something out to get her out or else i have to cancel the party please help!

The Suleman family thinks that explaining to us her messed up past is going to make us feel sorry for her....NO! And that her 165K workers comp is what paid for her invitros, NO again, maybe part, but each in vitro alone costs 40,000 a piece, lets see, she had 6 kids prior, all from invitro...

It seems like an interesting motive... I'm just curious.

...I can barely go anywhere! ? I don't want my parents to know because they will embarrass me and ask about it forever! Need excuses for MALL, MOVIES, HER HOUSE, LITTLE RESTAURANTS, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF thanks its a...