farting

I heard that you can get pink eye if someone farts in your face. Is this true? Would you get a pink eye if you farted in your own face? (Lol) xD

I heard that you can get pink eye if someone farts in your face. Is this true? Would you get a pink eye if you farted in your own face? (Lol) xD

My boyfriend and i have been together for just over 2 years and when we first met he told me "i cant stand when girls fart" so i have literally been holding them in since then lol. He farts in front of me ALL THE TIME and im sorry but i think you should be able to completely 100% be your self...

I'm just wondering, I am a very curious person.

I know that from time to time I do fart in near my spouse. I see it as though I am a guy and that is what most of us do. However, when she does it - it totally grosses me out sometimes. I don't like to think of her farting - especially when I enjoy giving oral sex. It messes with my head. What...

OK, it takes 10 beans for a little fart, it takes 45 beans for a big fart, and it takes 100 beans for an EXTREMELY stinky fart, and I farted 22 little farts, 18 big farts, and 6 EXTREMELY stinky farts, how many beans did I eat? aka WON!!!!!! 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know those omega farts that makes you feel on-top-of-the-world? I've had them for 3 consecutive times and they are usually rare. Whats the G-O?!

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Links to verifiable source appreciated, thanks.