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    DTotD: Footballer gets knocked over in the box, kicked repeatedly by three opponents

    This might be the easiest penalty call of all time. A player in green gathers a rebound off the post with his back to the goal. A player in red then clumsily falls into him from behind, sending them both to ground. With the player in green sitting over the ball, red gets up and starts kicking...
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    DTotD: Footballer gives opponent a rectal exam during Saudi Premier League match

    Former PSG midfielder Modeste M'bami got away with goosing Al Nassr's Khaled Al-Zaylai during a Saudi Premier League match. The act was a similar but malicious version of a goal celebration that got a pair of teammates on Iranian side Persepolis banned in 2011. In the 50th minute of a match...
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    The 2012/13 Premier League predictions of a retired footballer

    I'm Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. I nearly came out of retirement to play for Arsenal in 1998 but Martin Keown said he would refuse to play with me since he heard about the time I spent an entire season at Ipswich Town riding my teammates like polo horses during matches. Martin Keown...
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    Footballer hugs referee after his team scores winning goal

    The euphoria of a late winner can be overwhelming for a footballer and for Toledo's Encinas, it manifested itself in a surprise hug for the referee. Toledo and Rayo Vallecano B were even at 1-1 late into their Segunda Division B -- Group 1 match when David Sanz headed in a corner kick to give...
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    Australian amateur footballer sent off for genitalia piercing

    </p> In a supremely bizarre scene in Australia, an amateur footballer was shown a red card for a series of events that resulted from him playing with a genitalia piercing. And making it all the more surreal, the referee followed him into the dressing room to make sure he removed it right...
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    The uneventful life of a retired footballer

    </p> I'm Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. The year I won the FA Cup with Coventry, one fanzine put me in their team of the season. They said they did it "ironically" but I was still in there and I still had a guy called Tony buying me beers for a week because of it. Tony was a numpty...
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    More links! And a dominant young Japanese footballer!

    All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-wining Dirty Tackle... Forget the skills, I just like the music. [YouTube] My report on a shocking transfer rumor that will shock you. [Futfanatico] Fourth official with a giant condom board. [The Spoiler] Johan...
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    I heard about a 22 year old footballer who drives an Audi A8?

    I have my doubts about whether this could be legal, because I know a woman who drives a 2 litre Volkswagen Golf, and her children are not allowed to drive it until they're 24. Could it be legal for a 22 year old to drive an Audi A8? the engine size would be at least 3 litre.
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    what types of fitness does a footballer need?

    and why
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    what types of fitness does a footballer need?

    and why
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    what types of fitness does a footballer need?

    and why
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    what fitness regime do footballer do that make them so muscular but low weights?

    do they bulk up and then lose the weight back to their original weight and keep the muscle?
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    what fitness regime do footballer do that make them so muscular but low weights?

    do they bulk up and then lose the weight back to their original weight and keep the muscle?
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    Is there any footballer past/present that has this playing style?

    He plays as a winger but can play in the middle of the field. He has the attributes like free kick taking, long shots, not particular fast, has a good range of passing, crossing, taking corners and has leadership qualities. If you know of any footballers like that, please let me know who and...
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