My friend's birthday is in a couple of days.(Friday)
We use to be close, but now we haven't spoken in a really long time.
So, I want to surprise them with a birthday card.
What are funny/clever/cool birthday messages I can put on the card?
Please & Thank You
Does anyone have some more good ones?
1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than...