gopher

A. A very, very patient pervert with a lot of time on his/her hands B. Captain Stubing C. Moses D. Carl Spackler There were no gophers on that island, DPS. You must have been thinking of monkey penises again.

As Gopher on "The Love Boat" once asked: How about those Montreal Canadiens? He did... really.

When our army marches forward to meet an enemy who hides in holes, amongst civilians, and refuses to meet us head-on in battle, how can we call this a war? With adequate supply tunnels the enemy can stay in these holes for years and take pop-shots at our troops from camouflaged openings. Isn't...