I was in bed with a Blind girl and she said that I had the biggest penis she ever laid her hands on
I said " You're pulling my leg
An old lady is being examined by the Doctor He asks have you ever been bedridden ?
She says " Yes and I've been table ended and back scuttled a few times"
Went...
Im getting a rectal exam done, and I wanted to know if I would get reported or in trouble for groaning or gyrating (shaking my butt) during the exam. I just wanna have a little fun with it.