Why do they make me laugh when they say that English is the Universal Language of Earth? Hahahah. NEWS FLASH!!
Not everybody in the world speaks English. Not even the President of Mexico, Korea, Japan, China, Russia, Spain, Italy, France, and Germany can speak English.
It's not a friggin...
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with “Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!” Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After...
I didn't know my butt was firm and nice compared to other guys. Until a couple girls grabbed me there and said, woah you got a nice firm behind. I was like WTF??? I didn't know that.
I honestly didn't like my butt because I couldn't fit into certain jeans because of it. Now I feel relieved that...
what are the difference of these text messages. for me, if i text as "hahaha" means its really funny and i burst into laugh. if "hehehe" means its funny but i giggle or chuckle. but when someone "lol" at me, i get confused whether she/he is laughing because they mock me and think i'm stupid or...
okay so there is this guy, who im interested in. I see him at the gym alot. I been seeing him since december of 2009. He has been showing some signs, i think? hmm..lol.
signs;
in december; he would always come to the water fountain at the same time as me. MORE then once a night sometimes. this...
repeatedly posting the same question with wording altered a bit in this section.
people get so mad as if I forced them to read it.
I wouldn't do it if it didn't get a rise out of some, just saying :)
Which Cricketer, nicknamed The Tubanator, has destroyed the careers of Andrew Symonds and Matthew Hayden?
Clue: This cricketer gives nightmares to Aussie skipper~ Pointing.
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try...
I talked to this girl alot and she got hooked, I was just messing with her but she was coming for more.
So I finally said fu*k it, lets date and everything went great and she wanted to meet again after. Later on she tells me all this crap, unsure when, busy with school, but she will tell me...