Joan Rivers is both an iconic comedian and a Fashion Police star. But most important, she's also a mom to daughter Melissa. And this Mother's Day, we thought who better...
This is in a stand-up comedian-like format:
"So I have, well, had a sister in college,I'll get to why she's not my sister anymore in a minute, and she's incredibly intelligent, but she has no common sense at all. She's all book-smarts if you know what I mean. Anyways she hardly ever fails a...
how does smiling cassius clay?how was your humor?
he was funny?he does that feeling to everybody right?
ohhh.
and why he was so arrogant?
its nice your film the greatest?he played yourself?
please where download?
im your fan
sorry my english im brasilian
So here's what's going on: I have this friend who is super mad at me because we got into a fight that lasted like four months & we just now started talking again.
He's still a little ticked off with me. But the thing that always gets him talking is when I find something VERY intelligent &...
I am in a public speaking class and need to write a 1500 word informative essay then turn it into a speach and give a 15 minute long speech on it. Everyone is doing things boring like history of neurons or diseases the class is youthful so i want maybe a humorous topic?? please help me im in...
"The Plan"
I am a love-starved alien, and like no one on Earth
And you cannot imagine the grand planet of my birth.
I came here centuries ago to understand your race
And subsequently found a certain pleasure in this place.
The women here are a delight, yes a delight that fills
My...
People I know are men. I rarely run into a funny woman anymore. Unless she's knee deep in vodka.
@Larry2
You know that all the great thinkers of history were mild alcoholics.
@L
Holy Sh*t, Your right! It was there all the time and I never saw it.
Originally, the Battle of Armageddon was supposed to END in 1914, after the greatest time of trouble that the world has ever seen.
"...we consider it an established truth that the final end of the kingdoms of this world, and the full establishment of the Kingdom of God, will be accomplished by...
Well, I've watched Lucky Star [Not that funny, but my sister likes it], The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya and, that's about it.
Any suggestions?
Please don't give me a link to a website. :(
I need to write a 2 minute speech informing people my opinion on a topic. My class has an age ranger of 14-15, and I guess you could say a mature sense of humor. Any ideas?
I need to write a 2 minute speech informing people my opinion on a topic. My class has an age ranger of 14-15, and I guess you could say a mature sense of humor. Any ideas?
I need to write a 2 minute speech informing people my opinion on a topic. My class has an age ranger of 14-15, and I guess you could say a mature sense of humor. Any ideas?
There were 2 beggars in New york. They were Not able to feed themselves. One fine day the were sitting in a church and praying for themselves. Suddenly Holy voice sounds "Both of you have three eggs in your pockets. Break an egg and make a wish."
They promised to each other to meet in the same...
ideas for a childrens story..=]
Involving a hippie van.. FOUR hippie vans infact.
One blue,
One Red,
One Yellow
and one multicoloured one :)
basically the main character being the colourful one :)
any ideas?
its for an art project..:P sounds strange i know..but im not going to explain coz ill be...