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The Los Angeles Kings have become a social media sensation for pushing the envelope on Twitter, separating from the pack of staid NHL feeds with their snarky wit. For Game 4 of the Western Conference semifinals on Tuesday night, the Kings had a guest-tweeter on the @LAKings feed in Kevin...

I was talking to my boyfriend yesterday, and I was so excited to see him because last week there was no room in the Knap-sack making class, and then there was room so I was so happy I could enroll because all my girls from the Ferngully Dancers Squire were in it and I was so BOMBED to tell him...

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What is it under?

So me and my friends were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to put an egg in my butt, so I did and it broke and all the egg fell inside my butt. Now I got most of the eggshells out but the yolk is inside. Am I alright?

My bf is in grad school and I understand how busy his schedule is and how tired he can get. I try to be as understanding and patient since I was in that position a year ago. This morning I got a text from him saying, "I'm skipping my classes to see you today!...just kidding." I don't know if he...

The problem is that the car of tomorrow is being driven on the highway of yesterday by the driver of today.

When they were at the coffee shop Sharon joked to Dylan about him running out of shirts General Hospital reference perhaps?

Recently, I was bored and decided to convince a local cult (and by that I mean some idiotic teenager group at my school) that I am the Anti-christ. They now follow me everywhere, do my homework and buy me things. Obviously, if the Christian mythos is real, I'm probably going to go to Hell. Do...

I'm extremely bored... Someone make me laugh.

metal is like an apple,everything is good except the core.

I'm trying to answer a trivial riddle here it is : The Frat Boys threw a keg of beer into the pool!! It floated and all went down at Hotel Hamp! The winner gets $1000, the first person who helps me get the answer will see $100 of that. Hint Jim Irsay of the Colts asked it so it might have to do...

it was from anthony jesselniks stand up. thank you in advance. " I think my friend Jeff is gay... I don't know... I'm so bad with names."

W/people like that (that feel so good they're probably a sick joke)....if I give them a chance I always feel like they're big cheaters. Obviously I have learned from it b/c I can tell....but now it p*sses me off when people think they can deceive me. Sick jokes for sick people. I mean seriously...

So this guy friend of mine and I text and talk a lot, but there's nothing romantic about our relationship. So we were talking about colleges and stuff and I told him I got into Harvard. I guess he didn't.... So he sent me a text that was a picture of his naked ass... Basically he was mooning me...

http://www.dailypaul.com/103042/a-dea-agent-and-atf-agent-and-a-fbi-agent-walk-into-a-farm

I have below average self esteem for a 19 year old. I have been told I'm pretty and smart but I don't feel that way everyday. As I am walking around campus, some guy stops me talks to me and asks for my number. for a good 20 minutes after that I starting thinking if this was set up or something...

I've recently had two answers that were reported and I've lost my appeal on both of them. The first question was "Can this question get 300 answers" or something similar. My answer was "Yes, you can do it." 2 minutes later I received a violation email which I appealed. I lost the appeal on...

I came across this joke on the web today, What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A. A polar bear. the only explanation I could think of it was a polar bear is white and look out of place and have bad camouflage, but that would not be funny :P, any takers?

In the comments tell me the funniest joke you have! Funniest one gets 10 points!