Heres comes my list-
Aries- I will kick your ass
Taurus- I'm canceling (then they show up)
Gemini- Knock knock whose there
Cancer- I love you, you mean the world to me, just kidding
Leo- I am the king of the universe
Virgo- You have a stain on your blowse, just kidding
Libra- The jokes on you...
Which is the funniest/best...and which is the dumbest/worst?
“How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.”
Dwight David Eisenhower quotes
'There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!' Groucho Marx
I have never liked working. To me a job is...