lard

I didn't catch that part. Why was it necessary to cover her in lard where mud got on her? Or was it not even lard?

Now hang on don't just go saying "hell no lard is pure fat." because so is butter. Anyway lard has less saturated fat then butter so it will not clog your arteries any faster, right? correct i didn't even have margerine in the picture. Margerine is disgusting and should not be consumed. It is...

...twice as greasy. Who is he? 1st correct answer gets the points

use vegetable oil? would oil work as a substitute for the white greasy stuff? isn't oil less calories and better for you?