'Hello' said Theo Paphitis 'and what are you selling?'
Jonah: 'I'm selling my own brand of All Black jerseys and I want £500,000 for 10% of the business'
Theo: Thats a ridiculous idea and for that reason...I'm out' (raises right eyebrow)
*at which point Jonah rips Theo's head off
Peter Jones...