mastered

  1. D

    If aliens are so advanced that they've mastered intergalactic travel?

    , why do they keep abducting hillbillies instead of supermodels?
  2. L

    Have women mastered the gadget that enables them to pee standing up?

    without any mishaps... EDIT - for those not in the know, it's called a 'she wee' and it's meant to be used when you can't access a toilet....
  3. A

    What simple dish have you mastered?

    I make a mean tuna sandwich!
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