I have a job interview and he is going to ask me about myself. I just had a daughter and was thinking of making the following joke:
"... I just had a daughter, she's half demon on her mother's side."
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My wife and I were driving me to work in her Volvo. We live in Arizona. It was 105 degrees outside.
She starts complaining that the air conditioning is not cold enough even though it was turned up to the max.
"Feels okay to me," I said.
She kept complaining that it was not cold enough. I...
So a little while ago, two of my friends were arguing in a heated discussion about virgins. One wasn't a virgin while the other was. So the argument was about men/boys whatever, which would they like more Virgins, or non-Virgins.
Non-Virgin says: Their better, more experienced, knows what there...
...than 5 percent of christians? Christians, I'm being generous.
I'm not muslim, in fact I'm christian. I didn't wait either, so I'm not judging. Just ask a question. I for one didn't wait because of the pressure from my parents. They used to say that a man needs to soak his leave...
apart from the obvious like work, facebook and myspace. and getting pissed up on a friday or sat night, where is it you meet people? new love interests and or friends?
i recently come out of a relationship and want to meet new people, without going out every friday and saturday getting pissed...