Often times, a health study comes out with a conclusion that is either a.) not surprising at all (like that sports drinks are useless) or b.) kind of a bummer (like that bananas are covered in crab juice), but not life-ruining. But there is a rare third category, in which a scientific study is...
...cops arrest him on the ground? Which to catch a predator is the one where the man that leaves the house gets tackled by cops as he's screaming "noooo!!!!" in agony, its one of the funniest, the first one to answer this gets my generosity of points. - its on youtube, i cant remember which one...