Last night my wife an I were at a Chinese buffet. A booth away from us was a nun. Shortly after we sat down a stripper in fishnets and a skimpy outfit walked in.
After we left, we came to the conclusion that there has to be a joke that can be made from this interesting situation.
to be my servant? If you can introduce and persuade a young English nun to be my servant, and I think she fits me, I'll pay 1,200,000 pounds for you. If someone wants to take this great job for me, I'll post this on my Google Group. A nun always says she wants to be the servant of the Creator...
Lipi an aussie hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a nun in the front seat.
Lipi, the aussie hippie looks over and asks if she would have sex with him.
The nun is surprised by the question, but politely declines and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver says to Lipi, "If you...
...be my servant? I need for an English nun as a kitchener, a cleaner, a laundress, a driver, a barber, a doctor, a massagist and so on. If you can introduce and persuade a young English nun to be my servant, and I think she fits me, I'll pay 70 thousand pound for you. If someone wants to take...
I know that this may sound crazy, and hell it is. I have slept with a nun. Her name will be disclosed. It is at a Catholic church in Northwest Louisiana. I feel really bad to tell it to priest, but I need to tell somebody. The woman was sincere and loving. She is a wonderful woman, and a great...
In the end, the postulate is in chapel praying for what to do - become full fledged nun or leave nunnery - when the statue of Mary comes alive and walks off the pedestal and takes the vows for the girl. Knight/soldier sees Mary and thinks it is postulate. What is the name of the movie and was...
"At a time when the male leadership [of the Catholic Church] can be blamed for leading the church to a state of crisis -- at time when the voices of women are needed more than ever -- even the modest roles accorded to female clerics have come under attack," Newsweek's Lisa Miller writes in an...
...killes many girls? In 2002, I happened to watch a horror movie set in a convent where a few girls stay to overcome their problems (some sort of rehab). Those girls are helped by a psychologist in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, a serial killer disguised as a nun kills, one after the other, all the...
...say about a celibate clergy? An Indian nun has stunned the Catholic Church with a confessional autobiography claiming widespread sexual abuse and bullying within its cloisters.
The Catholic Church in India is mired in a series of sexual controversies, and has only just begun to recover from...