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John O'Reilly raised his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest o'me life, happy between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night!" She said, "Aye...

I'm tired of mainstream music. My friend knows alot of 60s - 90s. So would you give me some? I know: Olivia Newton John - lets get physical The Police - Every Breath You Take Lionel Richie – Hello give me more. like a whole long list. LONG LONG LIST.

Two 90 year old men, Dai and Emrys, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Emrys is dying, Dai visits him every day. One day Dai says, 'Emrys, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you...

What walks on four in the morning, walks on two in the afternoon, walks on three in the evening.

Think it's a two parter. At the end of the first one, mutant shark grows arms and legs and begins climbing a ladder, trying to get out the hatch at the top to get the Man and Woman, but they shut it, and all you hear is the hatch banging? Googled my a$$ off but find nothing. Thinking John...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The...

Looking for some good old songs, any songs you guys love and enjoy that is similar :) please let me know! thank you :)

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary." The guy says, "What's wrong with her?" The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous. The boss says, "It's only...

I have a 1964 in good condition for the most part. It was good and running but has just been sitting for years. How do I go about with the tune up process? What are parts I should change, etc.?

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is...having friends. At age 16, success is...having a driver's license. At age 20, success is...having sex. At age 35, success is...having money. At age 50, success is...having money. At age 60, success is...having sex. At age...