In the briefest top comedy video yet, Patton Oswalt goes for a good ol' fashioned crabwalk, and gets hit with the oldest punchline (kickline?) in the books. I read Shouts and Murmurs and all, but a good swift kick to the dinglebits remains mankind's finest comedic achievement. More »
Should I give up Heath Bell for John Lackey, Roy Oswalt, or just keep Bell?
I also have Carlos Marmol, Leo Nunez, Trevor Hoffman, and Matt Lindstrom for closers, so I won't be hurting there.
Chris Carpenter is my only Top Flight starting pitcher. I also have Jake Peavy, Jeff Niemann, and Shaun...