On Sunday night, London's wavy-haired mayor Boris Johnson wrote a column in The Telegraph listing "20 jolly good reasons to feel cheerful about the Games."* Number 19 takes the cake:
As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards...
Ready to bow down to the otters as they slowly but inexorably take over our planet with their new grasp on human technology? No? What, you thought maybe it was going to be the dolphins?
HA! Dolphins. Because they have sex for fun? Please. The otters are already making iMovie videos of said...