Im good with any kinds of jokes cause i know theyre just jokes. Dont be afraid of vulgarity, dead baby jokes, blonde jokes, racist jokes, sexist jokes or even clean ones. I like all jokes.
If you cant laugh at rude jokes, dont reply or read any answers
Ok . When they're out of the house . Make sure you have time to do this.. Go in the kitchen and open ALL the cabinet doors and drawers. then go back to whatever you were doing like it was nothing. They will get scared trust me lol play along and record the moment >.<
I scared my brother so...
I'm kinda outta shape. I practiced a couple of times b4 the tryouts & I'm not in top shape. But, I'm willing to work hard & get back into shape. I've done this b4. Is there any chance that I'll make it on the team even though i'm outta shape?
what I mean is not shooting outta shape, but stamina...
How many times have u had to make up an excuse to get outta having sex with someone once u saw them naked? And, how did u get outta it, lol? Ive had to get outta sum ugly situations in the past n hope i was subtle bout it, but I think they caught the hint ;) especially when i slowly stopped...
its been three mnths and i still think about this woman non stop, im starting to scare myself lol help me forget this treacherous whore
she had sex with my best freind :P
its been three mnths and i still think about this woman non stop, im starting to scare myself lol help me forget this treacherous whore
she had sex with my best freind :P
Ive been dating this guy for 9 months now and i dont kno if its jus boredom tht he's arguing or the fact tht my attention isnt on him when i got out with my friends. OK so its sorta a long distance thing bout an hour in distance and my parents are crazy strict so until i get this apartment i...
im not trying to insult ur religion but just a mere observation:
HOW CAN YOU WORSHIP IDOLS ANYWAY?
its stupidity for crying out loud.
and oh yeah please dont say that muslims are terrorists......cuz we dont preach terrorism ok?
but just a humanly advice STOP worshiping clay toys.they wont give u...
In order of hottest ,(exclude age gap )
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John travolta (in grease)
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Ryan sheckler
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Jeremy Sumpter...
In order of hottest first. ( dont take into account the age difference or the money they earn
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About a month ago I quit smoking for nearly three weeks but smoked a little the past two nights (maybe a bowl if you combine both nights). Prior to stopping for three weeks I was a very frequent user (anywhere from 1-3 times a day). I found out this morning that I MAY have a piss test about a...