How come we don't all have one of these? I suppose one possible down side would be that if you fell off it would drag you into the vortex and crush you. But still ... well, have a look:
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If you can find a site that shows that oxen do in fact sweat, best answer for sure.
kind of an inside joke thing but i can't find anything on it. just talks about the converse OX sweat..=/