and his eyes got all red and bloodshot
how come people are so tight on that kinda thing now?
I mean whats wrong with a little wooden boy smoking a " Cigar " ?
The new Pinocchio blu-ray has black bars on the side and the DVD version which is included with the blu-ray set, fells up the entire screen. Why is this?
Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed, doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks her why, and she replies, "You’re probably the best lover I’ve ever had, but every time we make love you give me splinters."
This remark bothers Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he...
We were at thanksgiving dinner,15 of us, and my 12 year old niece told this joke not knowing what it meant, but knew it made people laugh, we were choking trying to keep a straight face!