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I have a job interview and he is going to ask me about myself. I just had a daughter and was thinking of making the following joke: "... I just had a daughter, she's half demon on her mother's side." Thank you ;-)

...something involving art or tattoos)? It has to be 300 words or more ideas would be greatly appriciated :)

Please help with unusual circumstance. The phone broke clean in two and has no screen. The phone still functions 100% but I need help doing one of three things. 1)Downloading and executing the backup assistant app from verizon or 2)Going into settings and configuring the settings. I have...

i read somewhere that writing down your worries and secrets in a diary is incredibly relieving. i decided to keep a diary for some time, but it never worked out and i got bored. i figured that i wish i knew someone, whom i would probably never meet in my life, who i can tell all my secrets to...

well, I have the money saved up for a camera... I need it for fast paced stuff or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYGNIqcGjm8 to be exact. I has 3 cameras which I am going to choose from, which are...

Something that is free? and that won't attract psychos? to find people to play games, go to movies, etc.