My friend is obsessed with star wars. She hates when you cross reference any other fandoms(e.g., Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Dragonball Z, and Star Trek), especially Star Trek, I just need jokes that purposely cross them.
be traded to other team ? If a team is not doing well, and he knows the team will not be a contender for a long time. Does he perform his game in a bad way so the front office can trade him ?
...christian because then they can whine? that they are being persecuted? They can then claim that they are hated for christ when in truth they are hated because they continue to harass, threaten and persecute others. It really doesn't have anything to do with their God but their actions is...
Okay, so I lost my phone a month back and had insurance so it was replaced. The refurb they replaced it has been troubled from the start. Random screen freezes, phone shuts off randomly, the battery's already really bad, etc. The problem is, these are all random events, and not things I can...
Do you think maybe its possible that even though Triple H might not retire WWE is still talking about it and sending rumors around so that people will still stay very focused on the match? Maybe that's why they haven't come out with their decision to have is career on the line or not?
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...introducing a food allergen to someone? http://www.empoweringparents.com/blog/bullying/a-whole-new-way-to-bully-peanut-butter-as-a-weapon/
I wish I knew that a few years ago. Now I've been working on my peanut allergy and gotten it mostly tamed again, so if someone keeps doing that to me, I...
I dreamt I was on the high way and all of a sudden I got out of the car. I had a gun with me, walked back. There was a couple that was very in love with eachother, a blond girl and a blond guy. I got them both out of the car and shot them both dead. I remember the girl was crying and I just shot...
of their phones? Verizon has systematically eliminated the ability of the consumer to even purchase a simple 3G Multimedia pone, without requiring the consumer to purchase a service pack. It was only recently that Verizon required such a purchase for certain smart phones.
The LG Dare is a...
I need to laugh sometimes to be a bit more socialative... can you help me? plz dont say like " think of the randomest funniest moments, cause that really doesnt work on me?
...them so I don't get laughed at? I have a disorder where I was born into a male body but feel like I need to be feminine to be complete, so I took hormones to grow boobs. I just don't want any kids finding out.
I can't wait for them to flourish, but I don't want kids at school or my parents to...
in the past 3 yrs the in-laws always hugged me & my husband (their son) everytime we met or said goodbye, i got used to that.
Now that my family from oversea were here for 1 month with me, they hug when havent seen in long time, but visiting each other often they just wave or say see u later...
It was a football documentary about an NFL player named dick ledge or something, he said it exactly like this! "dick ledge proved himself as a champion..and that.is why dick, grew to be such a giant"
I'm sorry , I don't usually laugh at immature moments but that was just awesome. He was so...
hummers)to be uncomfortable? why do they purposely make them smell like diesel fuel all the time, and why no safety features, like padding on the walls, and ejection seats on helicopters(and yes, even hummers)and of course, why no a/c(heat and cool)
staff, is it not time for the UN? to start bombing Israel? Enough is enough, and Israel always has the same response that militants were operating in the area. That excuse is getting lame, the Jews are just on a murdering campaign again and just want to kill. I guess the UN security forces...