reallly

Hiii , i need to tell a joke for class , but it has to be funny and clean , please help :)

this is no troll pleasee help me..well ive been masturbating from some years and this month i havent had my periods i did masturbate this month...well im 13 and now i feeel really hungry and im really scared tht im pregnant..is it possible tht im pregnant? PLEASE HELP ME no silly answers would...

Or is isn't something else that happens???

My friend told me that her friend told her that on Friday the 13th at 11:00 if your not asleep bloody mary will come out of your mirror and kill you i think. is this true?? no answers to scare me i'm already freaked out! Nice answers saying that its bs or something... and prove it! well i mean...

im not talking about some chuckling kinda jokes but some inappopriate jokes that can actually make people laugh, in particular a girl

symptoms are: stuffy nose slightly runny nose cough sneezing chest congestion generally feeling run down i know that all colds are different, but for a bad one like this about how long will it take for me to be better?

Ok so i grew up being shy around people that aren't my best friends. but i've kinda come out of that a little.. i'm trying to alot more because i like to be funny and making people laugh! and i want to be soooo funny like some people i kno! they are soo funny and always have a fun time! any...