riddle or joke

My friend has this riddle that is really annoying. He says my train runs to (blank) to (blank) etc. My train runs. Then does it again and says my tra in does not run. He says it has a very simple answer and I can not get it. Please help! Please no responses that dont give the answer or are just...

a person can't have a heart attack because their heart is too scared to attack

A big city in a far away country wants to be considered it's own country, but only the president can make this happen. So the city decides to do whatever they can to please him, so if he says jump, they jump etc. After a few years the president decides they have earned it so he announces to to...

It's a joke/riddle. It's only one answer. Thanks for answering. :))

This is how it starts I am holding all ten fingers up , and i ask you "How many fingers do I have?" and the other person will answer "Ten" and you say "correct". Now I will curl two fingers down from any hand I chose , now I will ask you another question "How many fingers do I have now?" ...

This is how it starts I am holding all ten fingers up , and i ask you "How many fingers do I have?" and the other person will answer "Ten" and you say "correct". Now I will curl two fingers down from any hand I chose , now I will ask you another question "How many fingers do I have now?" ...

i use to know this riddle joke thing, but i cant remember all of it i can only remember the point of it. you ask a series of questions and they all begin with an S and the last thing you ask them is what do you do at a green light. since you asked them lots of quick questions that started with...

If you're kayaking in the desert and one wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to fix the roof of a dog house? Answer: None because ice cream has no bones.