NOW his team has had One win and Evans has scored one goal
Come to think of it so has Evra !
That can't be right can it ?
Grannies do count and some grannies in Liverpool score more than DELBOY!
Messi
Messi doesn't need to dive or 5hitty stepovers and he actually seems likeable
'ere do you think in 20/30 years time
Messi and Ronaldo will be the new Pele and Maradona?
With the comparisons and like
A wee catholic boy finds an orangeman's sash after the july 12 parade.
He loves it and wears it all the way home. At home his dad says get rid of that bloody thing so he takes it out to put it in the bin but his neighbour says get that thing out of this street. So he goes to his grandad's house...
Yet Horsey people don't get fined for picking up the Horse shite.
If you stand in it it's up to your ankles as well.
It's not good for my bloody carpet.enviroment indeed.
What is it that needs fertilised on the pavement
Ahwell.....at least you can scrape the dogshite off at the end of the...
There are wings growing
On the backs of my hands
And snakes coming out of my toes
My knees are made out of plasticine
And I’ve got a trombone for a nose
The hat on my head has an Edison screw
An I think it’s been fitted, too tight
Which is why, it appears
The balloons in my ears
Have been...