HOW RESTAURANT SERVERS TRY FOR BIG TIPS:
PATHOS
“Hi, my name is Poverty, and I’ll be your waitress tonight.”
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES
“Our special tonight is the ‘Buttered Tipper,’ a big fish rolled in heavy dough.”
RANSOM NOTES
“Just leave $20 in small bills and the...
FUNNY QUOTES FROM TV AND MOVIES
RELATED TO Waiter and Waitress Humor
From Cheers
Diane: "Sam, if I am to serve both as a waitress and a butt of jokes, I think I should make more money."
Carla: "Yeah, what does a good butt make in this town?"
From Roseanne
Roseanne [to Becky, who walks in...
I went to a cafe by myself one night and when I ordered my usual. I usually don't go by myself, but I really had a craving for what I ordered. she noticed that it was the same thing I ordered last time she waited on me. I don't usually go there, so I was surprised she remembered. As I waited for...
...he comes home? Gets home after being gone for a week only to watch Fox news and sit on couch. No compliment on me or what I have been doing. I cater to him like crazy not reciprocated when he gets home
Today My coworkers and I went to Hooters for lunch, and our waitress was pregnant! I think she was pregnant - but may have just been very fat - should I complain to management about this fiasco(no one wants to see a pregnant Chick)?