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3 Quick Jokes from Barnsley......?
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<blockquote data-quote="metalchick" data-source="post: 1537575" data-attributes="member: 470458"><p>::Thats when the Fight started=======>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from a friend ??? My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. </p><p></p><p>She asked, 'What's on TV?' </p><p></p><p>I said, 'Dust.'</p><p></p><p>That's when the fight started. </p><p></p><p>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------</p><p></p><p>My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.</p><p></p><p>She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds'</p><p></p><p>I bought her a set of bathroom scales.</p><p></p><p>That's when the fight started.</p><p></p><p>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------</p><p></p><p>After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to </p><p>verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home </p><p>and come back later.</p><p></p><p>The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. </p><p></p><p>So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. </p><p></p><p>She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.</p><p></p><p>When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. </p><p></p><p>She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability benefit, too.' </p><p></p><p>That's when the fight started.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="metalchick, post: 1537575, member: 470458"] ::Thats when the Fight started=======>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from a friend ??? My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' That's when the fight started. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds' I bought her a set of bathroom scales. That's when the fight started. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability benefit, too.' That's when the fight started. [/QUOTE]
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