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A joke...Will heaven be partitioned off so that each religion has its own...
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<blockquote data-quote="Boo" data-source="post: 1585226" data-attributes="member: 214828"><p>Okay, so this guy goes to heaven, and St. Peter is showing him around. He takes him past gates where he can see guys golfing and what looks like a country club in the background, and tells the guy this is Episcopalian heaven, and past other gates where there's a big feast going on and animals are following St. Francis around and bells are ringing and he tells the guy this is Catholic heaven, and then they pass big solid gates you can't see through, and St Peter tiptoes past with his finger to his lips, and when they're past he whispers to the guy that's Baptist heaven -- they think they're the only ones up here.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Boo, post: 1585226, member: 214828"] Okay, so this guy goes to heaven, and St. Peter is showing him around. He takes him past gates where he can see guys golfing and what looks like a country club in the background, and tells the guy this is Episcopalian heaven, and past other gates where there's a big feast going on and animals are following St. Francis around and bells are ringing and he tells the guy this is Catholic heaven, and then they pass big solid gates you can't see through, and St Peter tiptoes past with his finger to his lips, and when they're past he whispers to the guy that's Baptist heaven -- they think they're the only ones up here. [/QUOTE]
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