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A joke...Will heaven be partitioned off so that each religion has its own...
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<blockquote data-quote="nehkbet" data-source="post: 1585320" data-attributes="member: 437784"><p>I love that joke; for those of you that don't know it: A guy dies and goes to heaven; St Peter greets him and says he's got some free time and offers to show him around. St Peter points out Moses and Buddha playing chess,and a baseball game the two teams were led by Mohamed and Zoroaster. He showed the guy the Lutheran, Shinto, Orthodox Jewish,and Wiccan meeting houses. They come to a golden palace and St Peter says Shhh, no noise, take off you shoes and tiptoe past the gate very quietly. The man does as he's told and when he gets past asks St Peter 'is that where God lives?' St Peter replies ' no that's just the Baptists, they think they're up here by themselves'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nehkbet, post: 1585320, member: 437784"] I love that joke; for those of you that don't know it: A guy dies and goes to heaven; St Peter greets him and says he's got some free time and offers to show him around. St Peter points out Moses and Buddha playing chess,and a baseball game the two teams were led by Mohamed and Zoroaster. He showed the guy the Lutheran, Shinto, Orthodox Jewish,and Wiccan meeting houses. They come to a golden palace and St Peter says Shhh, no noise, take off you shoes and tiptoe past the gate very quietly. The man does as he's told and when he gets past asks St Peter 'is that where God lives?' St Peter replies ' no that's just the Baptists, they think they're up here by themselves' [/QUOTE]
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