A little bit of humour, anyone?

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Q: Why did the Romans stone people?

A: They didn't have guns!

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Anyone else know a clever one liner?
So Stoic, you guys! I wonder if Marcus Aurelius was as unimpressed with a laugh.
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It is just a bit of fun. Make it why did the Jews then. They surely have lots of guns now!
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The point of this exercise was only to share a smile and get one in return. Any contributors???
 
Jesus said: "who is without sin, cast the first stone".
And Mary, His mother, immediately throw the first big stone on Magdelena.
 
You wanna hear a joke?
The bible is full of them.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a restaurant and start talking to each other. They soon realize that they had a lot in common. They then see a little boy bend over to pick up a penny. The priest says "well, dontcha wanna screw him over?", and the rabbi replies, "outta what? His money?".
 
It is good to pray the rosary regularly for an end to torture.

http://www.medjugorje.org/rosary.htm
 
Well...Jesus and Moses used guns to fight off the Romans.
So they were around at the time.
 
Yes, it's funny to laugh about, but I'm guessing that it was one of the most terrifying and painful ways to die.

Love in Christ,
Pink
 
I am not a good joke teller can never think of them, bit I like Avraham's and yours, there cute.

AND people lighten up, it doesn't matter who had stones or who did not its a joke!
 
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