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A quick (non football) related joke this evening for the EPL regs - new one?
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<blockquote data-quote="MrAnfieldAces" data-source="post: 2275269" data-attributes="member: 760811"><p>a new rookie pirate boards a ship on his first day of work - and he meets the captain pirate.</p><p></p><p></p><p>" er, capn i have a question "</p><p></p><p>the one legged eye patch wearing pirate captain replies 'sure tihng kid, ask away matey ! "</p><p></p><p>" well...i was thinking, we'll be spending months aboard this ship and there are no women on it - what do we do if we , you know...'get the urge ? ' "</p><p></p><p>the pirate confidently answers.</p><p></p><p></p><p>" well you see that barrel over there kid ? "</p><p></p><p>rookie pirate looks over across: " yeah i see it "</p><p></p><p>capn pirate: " well you see that hole in it ? "</p><p></p><p>rookie pirate replies " aye, i see it alright " </p><p></p><p></p><p>capn pirate: " well, anytime you get the urge just drop your prop in the hole of that barrel - er except for mondays "</p><p></p><p></p><p>rookie looks confused so he asks : " uh thats great captain ! but why not on mondays ?? "</p><p></p><p>capn pirate replies: " yeah well, thats your day in the barrel ! " </p><p></p><p></p><p>^_^</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrAnfieldAces, post: 2275269, member: 760811"] a new rookie pirate boards a ship on his first day of work - and he meets the captain pirate. " er, capn i have a question " the one legged eye patch wearing pirate captain replies 'sure tihng kid, ask away matey ! " " well...i was thinking, we'll be spending months aboard this ship and there are no women on it - what do we do if we , you know...'get the urge ? ' " the pirate confidently answers. " well you see that barrel over there kid ? " rookie pirate looks over across: " yeah i see it " capn pirate: " well you see that hole in it ? " rookie pirate replies " aye, i see it alright " capn pirate: " well, anytime you get the urge just drop your prop in the hole of that barrel - er except for mondays " rookie looks confused so he asks : " uh thats great captain ! but why not on mondays ?? " capn pirate replies: " yeah well, thats your day in the barrel ! " ^_^ [/QUOTE]
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