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A Serious Question For R&S Regulars That Requires Good-Humored Answers?
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<blockquote data-quote="EllisMartin" data-source="post: 2513499" data-attributes="member: 858771"><p>A year or so ago I came up with an idea, a concept, for a new painting and am finally getting around to starting it. But here’s why I could use your suggestions:</p><p></p><p>The painting will be called ‘The First Supper.’ Imagine a large slab stone dinner table set in a primitive backdrop. Around the table will be thirteen people (to use the term lightly). I’ve already decided some of these will be a Neanderthal man and woman, a male and female orangutan couple, an Easter Island figure and a Viking couple. I also intent the center figure to be a stereotypical alien person (large head, big eyes, small mouth). </p><p></p><p>That leaves me needing five more figures. I want them to be pre-Christ and pre-Christian. Can you guys come up with some suggestions? And whatever you suggest needs to be easily recognizable to the average viewer? In other words, a recognizable historic icon of some kind. </p><p></p><p>Note: To you who might find this art offensive, I AM NOT making fun of or disrespecting Jesus or the KJB. This is a painting of humor. Remember that even the Lord had a sense of humor. After all, He gave us the platypus.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="EllisMartin, post: 2513499, member: 858771"] A year or so ago I came up with an idea, a concept, for a new painting and am finally getting around to starting it. But here’s why I could use your suggestions: The painting will be called ‘The First Supper.’ Imagine a large slab stone dinner table set in a primitive backdrop. Around the table will be thirteen people (to use the term lightly). I’ve already decided some of these will be a Neanderthal man and woman, a male and female orangutan couple, an Easter Island figure and a Viking couple. I also intent the center figure to be a stereotypical alien person (large head, big eyes, small mouth). That leaves me needing five more figures. I want them to be pre-Christ and pre-Christian. Can you guys come up with some suggestions? And whatever you suggest needs to be easily recognizable to the average viewer? In other words, a recognizable historic icon of some kind. Note: To you who might find this art offensive, I AM NOT making fun of or disrespecting Jesus or the KJB. This is a painting of humor. Remember that even the Lord had a sense of humor. After all, He gave us the platypus. [/QUOTE]
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