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<blockquote data-quote="barackisback" data-source="post: 1693430" data-attributes="member: 492339"><p>She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for</p><p>> breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept</p><p>> in. As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly,</p><p>> 'You've got to make love to me this very</p><p>> moment.'</p><p>> My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still</p><p>> dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not</p><p>> wanting to lose the moment I embraced her and then gave it</p><p>> my all right there on the kitchen table.</p><p>> Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the</p><p>> stove, her t-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked,</p><p>> What was that all</p><p>> about?'</p><p>> She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'</p><p>> Women are very mean.</p><p>some times thies events are the best. My wife and I are usually late for most events. I have always rushed her. Then one time we were headed out of the door and she said to me'' how about a quicky''</p><p>Well, we were late again, but it was worth it</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="barackisback, post: 1693430, member: 492339"] She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for > breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept > in. As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly, > 'You've got to make love to me this very > moment.' > My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still > dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not > wanting to lose the moment I embraced her and then gave it > my all right there on the kitchen table. > Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the > stove, her t-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, > What was that all > about?' > She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' > Women are very mean. some times thies events are the best. My wife and I are usually late for most events. I have always rushed her. Then one time we were headed out of the door and she said to me'' how about a quicky'' Well, we were late again, but it was worth it [/QUOTE]
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