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· Transferred last night out of the Twin Towers medical ward in downtown L.A. (a place nicknamed "The Dings," where the 200 inmates are called "dingbats"), Paris is currently under observation in Lynwood's far cozier medical unit, where she'll stay until officials determine she's ready to return to her original, solitary confinement cell. Oh--and she's still "a mess." [TMZ]
· In order to determine if Hilton was serving a fair amount of time for her crime, the LAT analyzed 2 million cases (surely securing them next year's Pulitzer), and determined the heiress is serving a harsher sentence than 80% of those who had committed comparable offenses. [LAT]
· Hilton's recent discovery of God might have less to do any of her jailtime reading (though she thinks she may have just unlocked The Secret to amassing all the things she hasn't had the change to buy yet: Hire more personal shoppers!), and more to do with securing endorsements once she gets out. [MSNBC]
· Stan Lee is developing an animated series starring Hilton, who feels her many naturally occurring mutant characteristics would seamlessly transfer to the realm of superhero fantasy. [Gatecrasher]
· Want to remember Paris in happier days? For only $25, own this genuine, vintage copy of YM magazine, featuring "fantastic photos of a younger" Hilton. [Craigslist]
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