...wanted to cultivate potatoes in his garden, but to remove the earth was a job
too hard to do for his age.
His only son, Ali, was studying in France, so he decided to send him
an e mail explaining the situation:
"Dear Ali:
I feel very disappointed because this year I'll be unable to plant
my potatoes in my garden. I am too old to plow the
ground.
I wish you were here, then my problems would be solved, because you
would remove the soil for me.
I love you,
Dad"
Few days later, the old Lebanese received an e mail from his son:
"Dear Dad:
For God sake, please DO NOT remove the ground of that garden. It's
there where I have hidden "that".
I love you,
Ali"
At 4 a.m. next morning the local Police, FBI and CIA agents, the
Pentagon delegates came in and put the garden up
side down looking for dangerous material to build bombs, antrax or
whatever. They found nothing and they left.
The same day the old man received another e mail from his son:
"Dear Dad:
I am sure you can plant your potatoes now. It was the best I could
do, according to the circumstances.
I love you,
Ali
Mind you, i am not only perfect...I AM LEBANESE TOO
too hard to do for his age.
His only son, Ali, was studying in France, so he decided to send him
an e mail explaining the situation:
"Dear Ali:
I feel very disappointed because this year I'll be unable to plant
my potatoes in my garden. I am too old to plow the
ground.
I wish you were here, then my problems would be solved, because you
would remove the soil for me.
I love you,
Dad"
Few days later, the old Lebanese received an e mail from his son:
"Dear Dad:
For God sake, please DO NOT remove the ground of that garden. It's
there where I have hidden "that".
I love you,
Ali"
At 4 a.m. next morning the local Police, FBI and CIA agents, the
Pentagon delegates came in and put the garden up
side down looking for dangerous material to build bombs, antrax or
whatever. They found nothing and they left.
The same day the old man received another e mail from his son:
"Dear Dad:
I am sure you can plant your potatoes now. It was the best I could
do, according to the circumstances.
I love you,
Ali
Mind you, i am not only perfect...I AM LEBANESE TOO