Any FUNNY jokes?

[E=MC2]

i'm in a mood to laugh anyone got any really funny jokes

 

[Will S]

It's pretty funny when people fill up "jokes & riddles" asking for jokes & riddles, instead of just reading the jokes & riddles.

 

[bc69]

did you hear about the blonde that was upset when she got her drivers license?she got an f in sex....

 

[addberry66]

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?


















a KLONDIKE

 

[_lRael_]

Alright here we go:

One day, a Nascar fan was walking along the beach and came across an odd looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie continued. "What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously. The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every Earnhardt fan in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for." "Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!" POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every Earnhardt Fan in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," said the Genie. "What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now, every Earnhardt Fan in the world is TWO million dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man. "And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie. The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."

 

[Christina]

OK--I have two:

1) Why does Snoop Dog have an umbrella????
~~~........fo' drizzle!

2)Which runs faster? Hot or cold?
~~~.......HOT! Because everyone can catch a cold.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaa!!!!!

 

[baby frica]

OKAY HERE IS ONE
a GUY IS IN TROUBLE WITH SOME BOUNCERS AND ONE DA H GOES OUT FOR LUNCH AND HE BMPS INTO THEM AND HE ASKS HEM NICELY "NO TROUBLE PLZ AL I WANT IS MY LNCH" THE BOUNCERS AGREE. THE GUY ORDERS A FULL CHICKEN AND JUST AS HE IS ABOUT TO EAT T THE BOUNCERS SAY TO I "WAT EVA U DO TO THE CHICKEN WE WILL DO TO YOU ,IF YOU BREAK ITS NECK WE BREAK YOUR NECK ETC
THE GUY THOUGHT FOR A SECOD AND THEN HE STARTED TO SUCKTHE CHICKENS **S

 

[Stephanie B]

No, but i'll borrow a laugh from you.